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All-New Movie Jibber-Jabber: Alien Covenant

"Movie Jibber-Jabber" returns this summer with a new format! Yapper Sam Watermeier stops by to argue about "Alien: Covenant" and "Baywatch," while Evan launches a new feature.

Alien: Covenant

"Alien: Covenant" has moments of brilliance surrounded by tired retreads.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Uniquely awful, in that unlike half-considered blockbuster messes this one combines two fully considered, awful attempts at the same story spliced together.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

A perfect sequel, a movie utterly different than the first film while still full of all the comedy, action and heart you expect from the franchise.


A clever take on the "returning home" drama with a little kaiju thrown in for good measure.

Ghost in the Shell

A lifeless movie about a lifeless robot trying to figure out how to avoid having a life.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (DVD Review)

A great design and middling story make this a watchable but unimpressive expansion of the Harry Potter franchise.