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That Guy: Danny Trejo

With his signature craggy visage, distinct tats and cold look in his eyes, Danny Trejo is your “That Guy” of choice if you want a heartless killer, or stone-cold badass in your film.


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Marmaduke

So cookie cutter the blu ray packaging was practically heart-shaped.


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Takers

“The Italian Job,” now with 50% less Caucasian!


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Survival of the Dead

Not on par with his “Night of the Living Dead” or “Dawn of the Dead,” but at least it lines up more with “Day of the Dead.”


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Flipped

Hey, it’s better than “Rumor Has It.”


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The Switch

An inexplicably enjoyable film that grows past the limits of its obtuse, underdeveloped characters and preposterous premise.


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The Expendables

Stallone is now the Eli Roth of action films, creating a subgenre: Testosterporn.


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The 13 Greatest “Friday” Moments, Part I

Over the years the “Friday the 13th” series has given us plenty, and sure it was mostly bad, but much of it was awesomely bad.


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The 13 Greatest “Friday” Moments, The Final Chapter

Over the years the “Friday the 13th” series has given us plenty, and sure it was mostly bad, but much of it was awesomely bad.


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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

“Pilgrim” is “Mortal Kombat” meets “The Monkees,” if it was remade as a postadolescent live-action anime romantic comedy. In a totally awesome way.


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