Pretty much everything you’d expect, but not much more.

It’s all fun and games until a fallen angel shows up in a stolen cop car and pulls a bunch of automatic weapons from the trunk.

A marginal, early-80s slasher film that is clearly trying to capitalize on the success of “Halloween” and “Friday the 13th,” “Madman” manages to carve its niche in cheese.

Can this much nudity be THIS dull?

In the 1960 foreign film Seddok, l’erede di Satana otherwise known as ‘Atom Age Vampire’ there’s a monster in the room: the movie itself.

Cornball hippie Satan worshipping acid heads turn rabid zombies in this sadistically bad flick.

This late 1950s monster movie is a little less than a graveyard smash – but still worth an amusing look.

Poor Ilsa. All she wants to do is keep her gang of sadomasochistic sex-fiend nurses sexually satisfied.

This Italian import finds a group of rich people dallying at a rural Italian villa, while a professor nearby excavates a crypt, reanimating a hungry zombie horde.

There’s plenty to love (to hate) about “Bloody Birthday,” from its lousy blocking to its corny effects and lack of any real scares.