“Club Dread” — a flaccid, unfunny slasher parody — continues Nick Rogers’ look at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

A puzzling train wreck that is often nonsensical, other times unintentionally funny, but always haphazardly thrown together.

Twi-hater Caine Gardner and Twi-phile Jamaica Slicer spar on “New Moon.”

Another in gore auteur Herschell Gordon Lewis’ seemingly endless line of reach-into-your body films not starring Ron Jeremy.

Despite some b-movie shortcomings, “Color Me Blood Red” has all the makings and trappings of a cult splatter classic, and it’s required viewing for any self-respecting gore hound or schlock meister.