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Shark Night
So bland you’ll wonder why the sharks would even want to eat any of them. Continue reading
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Zombie Island Massacre (1984)
Fans of a good massacre filled with blood and gore should steer clear of “Zombie Island Massacre.” Continue reading
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Alien from the Deep (1989)
An exercise in Italian cheapsploitation, “Alien from the Deep” is a fun cheesefest that is all bad. Continue reading
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Night of the Creeps (1986)
“I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is they’re dead.” Need I say more?
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Machete
“Machete” is bloody, messy and a damn good time. It’s part B-movie masterpiece, part western, but 100 percent badass.
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The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)
You’d have to be crazy and drunk to enjoy this film. Continue reading
Heroes of the Zeroes: The Way of the Gun
“The Way of the Gun” — with roaring, bloodletting gunfire to do Sam Peckinpah proud — continues Nick Rogers’ daily look back at the 365 best films of 2000-2009. Continue reading
Terrifying Elevator Scenes, Part II
Part II of the most shocking elevator scenes on film. Continue reading
Terrifying Elevator Scenes, Part I
Here is a run down of the most shocking elevator scenes on film. Continue reading