Picture “Home Alone” with blood, breasts and bad acting, and you have this unwatchable horror-comedy mess. Continue reading
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A sullied, hollow shell of a remake with little to offer aside from slash-and-gash special effects. Continue reading
Look, kids, it’s George Clooney in “Return to Horror High.” Continue reading
So bland you’ll wonder why the sharks would even want to eat any of them. Continue reading
Fans of a good massacre filled with blood and gore should steer clear of “Zombie Island Massacre.” Continue reading
An exercise in Italian cheapsploitation, “Alien from the Deep” is a fun cheesefest that is all bad. Continue reading
“I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is they’re dead.” Need I say more?
“Machete” is bloody, messy and a damn good time. It’s part B-movie masterpiece, part western, but 100 percent badass.
You’d have to be crazy and drunk to enjoy this film. Continue reading
“The Way of the Gun” — with roaring, bloodletting gunfire to do Sam Peckinpah proud — continues Nick Rogers’ daily look back at the 365 best films of 2000-2009. Continue reading