Tag Archives: gory

2 yaps

Shark Night

So bland you’ll wonder why the sharks would even want to eat any of them. Continue reading

3 yaps

The Expendables

Stallone is now the Eli Roth of action films, creating a subgenre: Testosterporn. Continue reading

5 yaps

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Pure b-movie magic that’s smarter, funnier, gorier and better than most a-list films out there. Continue reading

3 yaps

Repo Men

If “Starship Troopers” and “Minority Report” were people who met in a bar, binged on booze and cocaine, and stumbled to the nearest roadside motor inn for a night of passion, the bastard love child that resulted would be “Repo Men.” Continue reading