Tag Archives: gory

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Tales from the Darkside (1990)

“Tales From The Darkside” rides the wave of 1980s anthology horror, but the stories seem to be too little, too late despite the “King” and “Romero” tags. Continue reading

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Shark Night

So bland you’ll wonder why the sharks would even want to eat any of them. Continue reading

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The Expendables

Stallone is now the Eli Roth of action films, creating a subgenre: Testosterporn. Continue reading

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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Pure b-movie magic that’s smarter, funnier, gorier and better than most a-list films out there. Continue reading

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Repo Men

If “Starship Troopers” and “Minority Report” were people who met in a bar, binged on booze and cocaine, and stumbled to the nearest roadside motor inn for a night of passion, the bastard love child that resulted would be “Repo Men.” Continue reading