The Film Yap

A top-secret Film Yap correspondent managed to sneak onto the Chicago set of Transformers 3 and snared some spy snaps.

A lot of the same things happen, but seeing it is like listening to That Guy Who Can’t Tell Jokes Right explain it 20 years later.

With five Academy Award noms (winning in 1986 for “Cocoon”), his resume includes “Return of the Jedi,” “Star Trek: The Motion Picture,” “Who Framed Roger Rabbit,” “Jurassic Park,” “Minority Report,” and “Star Wars: Episode I.”

Michael Bay is the king of the big, dumb summer action flick, and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” is as big and dumb as they come.

Uwe Boll is a director who incurred a lifetime’s worth of fanboy hate for a series of video game adaptations that are considered colossal disappointments.

Joe and Chris make like Autobots and Decepticons over the new “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.”