The Film Yap

“Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” — a failed try at stealing Jim Carrey’s lowbrow signal — continues Nick Rogers’ look at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“Knowing” — an anticlimactic, idiotic leap into M. Night Shyamalan-ian insanity — continues Nick Rogers’ look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“Jumper” — Doug Liman’s boring, bland sci fi tale — continues Nick Rogers’ look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“The Ice Harvest” — in which Harold Ramis goes from high-concept to no-concept comedy — continues Nick Rogers’ look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” — an abysmal dud about straight dudes acting gay — continues Nick Rogers’ weekly look at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“I Am Sam” — where Sean Penn did indeed go “full retard” — continues Nick Rogers’ look at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“Hollywood Homicide” — over which biting burnt toast for two hours is preferable — continues Nick Rogers’ weekly look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“Highlander: Endgame” — a third shoddy sequel to 1986’s swords-and-sorcery cult classic — continues Nick Rogers’ look at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“The Guardian” — which catalogs a list of cliches and calls it plot — continues Nick Rogers’ weekly, alphabetical look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

“The Grudge 2″ — the nadir of Japanese-horror remakes in America — continues Nick Rogers’ weekly, alphabetical look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.