Posts Tagged ‘movies you aught not watch’
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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Whiteout

Walk-in beer coolers induce more shivers than "Whiteout" — the penultimate entry in Nick Rogers' weekly, alphabetical look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.
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Capping off Heroes of the Zeroes

Nick Rogers joins Joe and Chris to talk about the conclusion of his ambitious year-long project examining the 365 best films of the 2000s: Heroes of the Zeroes.

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Movies You Aught Not Watch: White Chicks

"White Chicks" — 105 minutes of torture padded with overwrought messaging — continues Nick Rogers' weekly look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.
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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Underworld

"Underworld" — which expected audiences to drool at the cool of token mythology — continues Nick Rogers' daily look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

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Movies You Aught Not Watch: The Tuxedo

"The Tuxedo" — a Jackie Chan pollution that opens with a deer urinating in a stream — continues Nick Rogers' weekly look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.
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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Tomcats

"Tomcats" — an incongruous mishmash of lazy lewdness and lame parody — continues Nick Rogers' weekly, alphabetical look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

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Movies You Aught Not Watch: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning" — the bottoming-out of American horror — continues Nick Rogers' weekly look at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.
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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Strange Wilderness

"Strange Wilderness" — the worst pop-culture excretion pushed out between 2000 and 2009 — continues Nick Rogers' look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Space Cowboys

"Space Cowboys" — in which Clint Eastwood descended to a career low — continues Nick Rogers' weekly, alphabetical look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.
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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Seven Pounds

"Seven Pounds" — proof no black actor ever transcends the Mythical Black Man motif — continues Nick Rogers' weekly look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Serving Sara

"Serving Sara" — to which a sequel to Matt LeBlanc's "Ed" would be preferable — continues Nick Rogers' weekly look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.
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Movies You Aught Not Watch: The Scorpion King

"The Scorpion King" — which could just as easily be called "Moron the Barbarian" — continues Nick Rogers' weekly look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.

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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Rumor Has It …

"Rumor Has It ..." — a series of rocky places in which comedy's seed finds no purchase — continues Nick Rogers' look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.
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Movies You Aught Not Watch: Old Dogs

"Old Dogs" — which essentially pees down its leg and calls it comedy — continues Nick Rogers' weekly, alphabetical look back at the 52 worst films of 2000-2009.