Posts Tagged ‘schlock vault’
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RECENT MOVIE REVIEWS
 
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Beam Me Up, Scotty: My Work Here is Done.

It's highly illogical to imagine a world in which Leonard Nimoy is no longer with us, but in countless ways he will forever stay with me.
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12 Days of Schlockmas: A 2014 Countdown

'Tis the season for making a list and checking it twice, and here in the Schlock Vault is no exception. Merry Schlockmas to all, and to all a bloodstained night.

Deborah Harry and Matthew Lawrence retelling "Hansel and Gretal"

Tales from the Darkside (1990)

"Tales From The Darkside" rides the wave of 1980s anthology horror, but the stories seem to be too little, too late despite the "King" and "Romero" tags.
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Up! (1976)

A bevy of buxom, bountiful babes belittle and bounces its way through a beatific backdrop of baleful Nazis and boisterous bosoms, by golly!

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Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962)

Everything about "Journey to the Seventh Planet" would land it on most people's "worst of" list, but those aspects make it right at home in the Schlock Vault.
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Parents (1989)

"Parents" is a self-proclaimed horror comedy that manages to neither tickle nor horrify.