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Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962)

Everything about “Journey to the Seventh Planet” would land it on most people’s “worst of” list, but those aspects make it right at home in the Schlock Vault. Continue reading

2.5 yaps

Parents (1989)

“Parents” is a self-proclaimed horror comedy that manages to neither tickle nor horrify. Continue reading

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Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

In the final film of the Showa era, Godzilla returns to display the badassery that earned him the moniker “The King of the Monsters.” Continue reading

3 yaps

Assault of the Killer Bimbos (1988)

If Lloyd Kaufman had produced an off-color version of “Thelma and Louise,” “Assault of the Killer Bimbos” would be the hilarious end result. Continue reading

4.5 yaps

Blood Diner (1987)

I scratch and claw my way to the bottom of a seemingly bottomless barrel, and every now and again I’m rewarded with an insta-schlock gem like “Blood Diner” Continue reading

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Starcrash (1979)

“Starcrash” is a not-so-epic adventure set in space that borrows heavily from another film set in a galaxy far, far away. Continue reading

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Reform School Girls (1986)

Featuring the incomparable Wendy O. WIlliams, the 1986 schlock classic “Reform School Girls” is cheeky in more ways than one. Continue reading

3.5 yaps

American Mary (2012)

“American Mary” is a Canadian horror drama told uniquely from the perspective of a strong female lead. It’s bold, meticulous and undoubtedly Schlocky. Continue reading

3.5 yaps

Mac and Me (1988)

“Mac and Me” is everything “E.T.” is not and yet an absolute ripoff all at the same time. A wonderment of late ’80s cheese you simply must behold to believe. Continue reading

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Lifeforce (1985)

“Lifeforce” is a perfectly sealed ’80s sci-fi time capsule — a tale of Halley’s Comet, buxom space vampires and a touch of Patrick Stewart for good measure. Continue reading

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