Posts Tagged ‘
schlock vault ’
By Austin Lugar »
Sep 2, 2010 »
Category:Lead Commentary » No Comments »
Not many directors have the range to write/direct Sin City AND The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl.
Tags: action, author, Commentary, Desperado, director, El Mariachi, family films, From Dusk Til Dawn, graphic novel, Grindhouse, Jessica Alba, Machete, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Planet Terror, Rebel Without a Crew, Robert Rodriguez, schlock vault, Shorts, Sin City, Spy Kids, The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl, The Faculty, violent
5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Aug 2, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » 2 comments
Pure b-movie magic that’s smarter, funnier, gorier and better than most a-list films out there.
Tags: b-movie, bloody, clever, From Dusk Till Dawn, george clooney, gory, Harvey Keitel, quentin tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, schlock vault, vampires
2.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Jun 12, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » No Comments »
No Dracula. No brides. There is, however, at least one “of.”
Tags: atmospheric, b-movie, Brides of Dracula, Christopher Lee, coffin, Dracula, Edward Cullen, Hammer, Horror, moody, Peter Cushing, Scary, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault, Twilight, vampires, Van Helsing
3 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Jun 1, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » No Comments »
Who will win the battle between man and vegetable…er, fruit?
Tags: 1978, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, bloody, cheesy, comedy, death, fruit, Horror, kill, satire, saucy, schlock vault, spoof, The Schlock Vault, tomatoes, vegetables
2.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
May 21, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » No Comments »
One of the first live-action films based on a toy/cartoon franchise, and also arguably the worst.
Tags: 1987, battle, cheesy effects, Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, He-Man, laser gun, magic sword, mask, Masters of the Universe, Meg Foster, schlock vault, Skeletor, skull face, Star Wars knockoff, Teela, The Schlock Vault, warrior
5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Apr 21, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » No Comments »
“Simon Says” is b-movie filet mignon smothered in caramel and topped with onion rings and cotton candy.
Tags: backwoods, Blake Lively, CD player, Crispin Glover, doggie stomp, horror film, Margo Harshman, Robyn Lively, schlock vault, Simon Says, slasher, The Schlock Vault
3 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Apr 7, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » 1 Comment »
Gorehounds couldn’t ask for more with this envelope-pushing film, but crossing the line into real sadism shouldn’t really be on the menu.
Tags: 1980, b-movies, cannibals, Eaten Alive, exploitation, gore, Horror, Mangiati Vivi, nudity, primitive, savages, schlock vault, sex, sexual ritual, South American, The Schlock Vault, tribes
2.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Apr 3, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » No Comments »
Wait…Dracula was in this movie? Oh yeah, I remember that part!
Tags: AD 1972, afros, b-movies, big hair, dance, Dracula, groovy, Hammer, Horror, Man, out of sight, Peter Cushing, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault, vampires
1.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Mar 12, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » No Comments »
Sorry I have to cancel our date, but I’d rather bang a dead guy than you.
Tags: 1973, dead bodies, dead people, disco, Lindsay, Love, Love Me Deadly, Mary Wilcox, murder, necrophilia, romance, satanic cult, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault
2 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Feb 22, 2010 »
Category:The Schlock Vault » 1 Comment »
Not to be confused with Larry Cohen’s 1974 killer baby flick of the same name, “It’s Alive!” is one of those films schlock lovers call “bad bad.”
Tags: car breaks down, city folk, country bumpkins, Creature from the Black Lagoon, It's Alive! 1969, Larry Buchanan, Larry Cohen, lost, monster, reptilian creatures, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault, voice over
