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"Eaters" is equal parts "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Children of the Corn" and "Wrong Turn" — if only it exhibited the same originality or intensity.
It's highly illogical to imagine a world in which Leonard Nimoy is no longer with us, but in countless ways he will forever stay with me.
'Tis the season for making a list and checking it twice, and here in the Schlock Vault is no exception. Merry Schlockmas to all, and to all a bloodstained night.
"Tales From The Darkside" rides the wave of 1980s anthology horror, but the stories seem to be too little, too late despite the "King" and "Romero" tags.
A bevy of buxom, bountiful babes belittle and bounces its way through a beatific backdrop of baleful Nazis and boisterous bosoms, by golly!
Everything about "Journey to the Seventh Planet" would land it on most people's "worst of" list, but those aspects make it right at home in the Schlock Vault.
"Parents" is a self-proclaimed horror comedy that manages to neither tickle nor horrify.
In the final film of the Showa era, Godzilla returns to display the badassery that earned him the moniker "The King of the Monsters."
If Lloyd Kaufman had produced an off-color version of "Thelma and Louise," "Assault of the Killer Bimbos" would be the hilarious end result.
I scratch and claw my way to the bottom of a seemingly bottomless barrel, and every now and again I'm rewarded with an insta-schlock gem like "Blood Diner"
"Starcrash" is a not-so-epic adventure set in space that borrows heavily from another film set in a galaxy far, far away.
Featuring the incomparable Wendy O. WIlliams, the 1986 schlock classic "Reform School Girls" is cheeky in more ways than one.
"American Mary" is a Canadian horror drama told uniquely from the perspective of a strong female lead. It's bold, meticulous and undoubtedly Schlocky.
"Mac and Me" is everything "E.T." is not and yet an absolute ripoff all at the same time. A wonderment of late '80s cheese you simply must behold to believe.