A shotgun marriage between real and fictional fearmongering that invites you to the wedding, lets you decide on which side to sit, and definitely omits a sermon. Continue reading
Tag Archives: science fiction
After Earth
If “After Earth” isn’t the worst movie made this year, it’s certainly the laziest and most wasteful. Continue reading
Star Trek Into Darkness
Rock solid summer entertainment, a good film with a solid sense both of what it is and what it is not. Continue reading
Oblivion
“Oblivion” makes some ill-advised narrative decisions and largely wastes Tom Cruise, but a curious combination of analog patience and digital prowess saves it. Continue reading
Class of 1983: “Videodrome”
“Videodrome” shows how David Cronenberg is sometimes a provocateur only to a point. But he also wasn’t far from his cinematic incisions that cut the deepest. Continue reading
The Good, The Bad, and The Schlocky
I laughed. I cried. I shamelessly applauded. “The Good, The Bad, and The Schlocky”: An annual review of schlock cinema in 2012. Continue reading
The Day
The first WWE-studio based film not to feature a professional wrestler. But nothing short of Stone Cold Steve Austin himself could save this heap of garbage. Continue reading
You Only Live Twenty-Thrice: “Moonraker”
Of the bad Bond movies, “Moonraker” is truly a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder. Continue reading
At the Mountains of Movie Madness: Week Five
This week, Austin takes on a caveman who never died, a family that never backed down and a sexy Jeff Goldblum? Continue reading
Yap vs. Yap: Prometheus
Nick, Joe, Austin and Chris gang up for a free-wheeling and spoiler-riffic discussion of Ridley Scott’s bold new “Aliens” prequel, “Prometheus.” Continue reading