The Film Yap

Pure b-movie magic that’s smarter, funnier, gorier and better than most a-list films out there.

With cinematic vampires some suck more than others.

No Dracula. No brides. There is, however, at least one “of.”

The “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” star talks being cast as Quil Ateara, scoring a major franchise role at his first audition, and finally becoming a wolf.

In this vampire flick, you’re not going to find to young lovers staring longingly into each other’s eyes.

Wait…Dracula was in this movie? Oh yeah, I remember that part!

“Blade II” — Guillermo del Toro’s raucous, breathless, armament-heavy sequel — continues Nick Rogers’ look back at the 365 best films of 2000-2009.

Twi-hater Caine Gardner and Twi-phile Jamaica Slicer spar on “New Moon.”

In this week’s show, Joe and Chris yap about the history of vampires in cinema, particularly the nosferatu-as-boyfriend trend a la “Twilight: New Moon.”

“Twilight” is the big screen equivalent of Dark Shadows: slow, lame and predictable.