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The Schlock Vault

Reviews of schlocky B-movies.

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Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962)

Everything about “Journey to the Seventh Planet” would land it on most people’s “worst of” list, but those aspects make it right at home in the Schlock Vault. Continue reading

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2.5 yaps

Parents (1989)

“Parents” is a self-proclaimed horror comedy that manages to neither tickle nor horrify. Continue reading

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Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

In the final film of the Showa era, Godzilla returns to display the badassery that earned him the moniker “The King of the Monsters.” Continue reading

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3 yaps

Assault of the Killer Bimbos (1988)

If Lloyd Kaufman had produced an off-color version of “Thelma and Louise,” “Assault of the Killer Bimbos” would be the hilarious end result. Continue reading

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2.5 yaps

Barracuda (1978)

A weakly plotted conspiracy thriller disguised as a “Jaws” ripoff, “Barracuda” has little in the way of thrills and even less bite. Continue reading

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4.5 yaps

Blood Diner (1987)

I scratch and claw my way to the bottom of a seemingly bottomless barrel, and every now and again I’m rewarded with an insta-schlock gem like “Blood Diner” Continue reading

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4 yaps

Starcrash (1979)

“Starcrash” is a not-so-epic adventure set in space that borrows heavily from another film set in a galaxy far, far away. Continue reading

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4 yaps

Reform School Girls (1986)

Featuring the incomparable Wendy O. WIlliams, the 1986 schlock classic “Reform School Girls” is cheeky in more ways than one. Continue reading

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1.5 yaps

Curse of the Dragon Slayer

If “The Lord of the Rings” was given a $100 budget and Peter Jackson jumped ship, the result would be “Curse of the Dragon Slayer.” Continue reading

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Blood Widow (2014)

“Blood Widow” embraces all things Schlock and delivers one helluva good time. Continue reading

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