The Schlock Vault


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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Pure b-movie magic that’s smarter, funnier, gorier and better than most a-list films out there.


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Fright Night (1985)

Ooh, you’re so cool, Brewster!


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Brides of Dracula (1960)

No Dracula. No brides. There is, however, at least one “of.”


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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

Who will win the battle between man and vegetable…er, fruit?


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Masters of the Universe (1987)

One of the first live-action films based on a toy/cartoon franchise, and also arguably the worst.


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Simon Says (2006)

“Simon Says” is b-movie filet mignon smothered in caramel and topped with onion rings and cotton candy.


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Eaten Alive! (Mangiati Vivi!) (1980)

Gorehounds couldn’t ask for more with this envelope-pushing film, but crossing the line into real sadism shouldn’t really be on the menu.


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Dracula AD 1972

Wait…Dracula was in this movie? Oh yeah, I remember that part!


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April Fool’s Day (1986)

Gets points for originality, but loses most of them for poor execution.


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Love Me Deadly (1973)

Sorry I have to cancel our date, but I’d rather bang a dead guy than you.


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