The Schlock Vault
5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Aug 2, 2010 »
2 comments
Pure b-movie magic that’s smarter, funnier, gorier and better than most a-list films out there.
Tags: b-movie, bloody, clever, From Dusk Till Dawn, george clooney, gory, Harvey Keitel, quentin tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, schlock vault, vampires
5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Jun 17, 2010 »
2 comments
Ooh, you’re so cool, Brewster!
Tags: 1985, Amanda Bearse, Charlie Brewster, Christopher Lee, comedy, Dracula, Evil Ed, Fright Night, Horror, Jerry Dandridge, neighbor, Peter Cushing, Peter Vincent, roddy mcdowall, Scream, seduce, spoof, Stephen Goeffreys, vampire, Wes Craven, William Ragsdale
2.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Jun 12, 2010 »
No Comments »
No Dracula. No brides. There is, however, at least one “of.”
Tags: atmospheric, b-movie, Brides of Dracula, Christopher Lee, coffin, Dracula, Edward Cullen, Hammer, Horror, moody, Peter Cushing, Scary, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault, Twilight, vampires, Van Helsing
3 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Jun 1, 2010 »
No Comments »
Who will win the battle between man and vegetable…er, fruit?
Tags: 1978, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, bloody, cheesy, comedy, death, fruit, Horror, kill, satire, saucy, schlock vault, spoof, The Schlock Vault, tomatoes, vegetables
2.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
May 21, 2010 »
No Comments »
One of the first live-action films based on a toy/cartoon franchise, and also arguably the worst.
Tags: 1987, battle, cheesy effects, Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, He-Man, laser gun, magic sword, mask, Masters of the Universe, Meg Foster, schlock vault, Skeletor, skull face, Star Wars knockoff, Teela, The Schlock Vault, warrior
5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Apr 21, 2010 »
No Comments »
“Simon Says” is b-movie filet mignon smothered in caramel and topped with onion rings and cotton candy.
Tags: backwoods, Blake Lively, CD player, Crispin Glover, doggie stomp, horror film, Margo Harshman, Robyn Lively, schlock vault, Simon Says, slasher, The Schlock Vault
3 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Apr 7, 2010 »
1 Comment »
Gorehounds couldn’t ask for more with this envelope-pushing film, but crossing the line into real sadism shouldn’t really be on the menu.
Tags: 1980, b-movies, cannibals, Eaten Alive, exploitation, gore, Horror, Mangiati Vivi, nudity, primitive, savages, schlock vault, sex, sexual ritual, South American, The Schlock Vault, tribes
2.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Apr 3, 2010 »
No Comments »
Wait…Dracula was in this movie? Oh yeah, I remember that part!
Tags: AD 1972, afros, b-movies, big hair, dance, Dracula, groovy, Hammer, Horror, Man, out of sight, Peter Cushing, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault, vampires
2.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Mar 27, 2010 »
2 comments
Gets points for originality, but loses most of them for poor execution.
Tags: 1986, 80s, April Fool's Day, awkward sexual positions, Back to the Future, Biff, slasher, spoiled rich kids
1.5 yaps
By Joe Shearer »
Mar 12, 2010 »
No Comments »
Sorry I have to cancel our date, but I’d rather bang a dead guy than you.
Tags: 1973, dead bodies, dead people, disco, Lindsay, Love, Love Me Deadly, Mary Wilcox, murder, necrophilia, romance, satanic cult, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault
