The Schlock Vault
Feb 22nd, 2010 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
Not to be confused with Larry Cohen’s 1974 killer baby flick of the same name, “It’s Alive!” is one of those films schlock lovers call “bad bad.”
Tags: car breaks down, city folk, country bumpkins, Creature from the Black Lagoon, It's Alive! 1969, Larry Buchanan, Larry Cohen, lost, monster, reptilian creatures, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault, voice over Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Feb 11th, 2010 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
Man, the ’70s were weird.
Tags: Blacula, blaxploitation, bloodsucker, dead wife, Dracula, evil, green zombie vampires, romance, schlock vault, silly, slave trade, The Schlock Vault, vampire, vamps Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Feb 8th, 2010 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
A graphic, gruesome, and undeniably gutsy revenge flick, “I Spit on Your Grave” captures the full essence of a cult classic.
Tags: 1978, axe, bloody, Camille Keaton, castration, disturbing, gore, gruesome, I Spit on Your Grave, lopped off, mud, murder, rape, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Feb 4th, 2010 |
By Austin Lugar |
Category: The Schlock Vault
A young woman inherits a curse that transforms her into a leopard whenever she becomes angry.
Tags: Alfred Shaughnessy, Barbara Shelley, Cat Girl, Cat People, curse, horror, jacques tourneur, leopard Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Jan 24th, 2010 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
Pretty much everything you’d expect, but not much more.
Tags: 1987, A Nightmare on Elm Street, b-movie, death row, electric chair, execution, experiments, framed for murder, John Saxon, Michael Pataki, prison, prisoners, Rocky IV, schlock vault, Tane McClure, Zombie Death House, zombies Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Jan 5th, 2010 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
If it’s Russ Meyer, it’s gotta be busty.
Tags: 1970, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, breasts, busty, decapitation, DJ Lance Rock, downers, drugs, exploitation, grass, Lance Rocke, murder, party, quick cuts, roger ebert, Ronnie Barzel, Russ Meyer, schlock vault, The Schlock Vault, violence, women, Yo Gabba Gabba, Z-Man Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Dec 12th, 2009 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
An orgy of sex, violence, and funky bald vampires
Tags: 1973, busty, chambermaid, Elvira, fake, magic ring, Mistress of the Dark, mystical amulet, pointy teeth, Robert Blake, schlock vault, sex, snarky comments, sunlight, The Devil's Wedding Night, The Schlock Vault, three way, vampire bat Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Nov 29th, 2009 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
“Motel Hell” is bad and it knows it, so it goes to great pains to be as wonderfully bad as it can be.
Tags: 1980, attempted rape, bumbling sheriff, Cannibalism, chainsaw fight, eating human flesh, Farmer Vincent, Ida, motel, Motel Hell, Nancy Parsons, Nina Axelrod, Rory Calhoun, rural motel, serial killer, shclock vault, slasher film, Smoked Meats, The Schlock Vault Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Nov 21st, 2009 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
A marginal, early-80s slasher film that is clearly trying to capitalize on the success of “Halloween” and “Friday the 13th,” “Madman” manages to carve its niche in cheese.
Tags: 1982, 80s, Alexis Dubin, axe killer, b-movie, decapitate, Gaylen Ross, horror, hot tub, Madman, Madman Marz, poofy hair, schlock vault, slasher, The Schlock Vault Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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Nov 3rd, 2009 |
By Joe Shearer |
Category: The Schlock Vault
Can this much nudity be THIS dull?
Tags: 1964, and The Bare, b-movie, bad acting, campy, gratuitous, horror, killer, murder, nudity, photographer, Sande N. Johnsen, schlock vault, The Beautiful, The Bloody Posted in The Schlock Vault |
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